Saturday, May 05, 2007


Nancy tagged me for this meme, and since I have been writing ad nauseum about cancer and tumors recently, this should be a nice change of pace for folks.


Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. I like a good ranch dressing. The kind you get in restaurants as a side with onion rings and fried mushrooms. I haven’t ever found anything quite the same in a bottle.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. McDonalds – the fries are like crack.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Fujiyama – a Japanese Steak House. I am not classy.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. pizza and/or my faux Maggie Moo’s Strawberry Fields Smoothie

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Grape Hubba Bubba

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. two – and two computer screens

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. My eyes – they’re really dark brown and sparkly

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. I had a skin tag removed from my nipple when I was pregnant. It got so big they figured it would interfere with nursing! (yikes!)

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. smell

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I have several right now. For the first time in my life – I am duly disappointed in myself.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. ¼ of a Rainbow Play System tower. It weighed A LOT.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. nope

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no, no, a thousand times no

Q. Is love for real?
A. Absolutely. Everyday.

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. I don’t think I would change it. It’s weird, but it’s me.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Red – but I don’t wear it much.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Bugs – ugh, I hate that!

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Nope. I am inherently selfish and squeamish. Both at the same time.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Besides doctors? No.

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Yes, I would. I could do a lot with $100,000.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No, I’m married. If not married, I think I could be persuaded to do so - especially if she had an accent.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No. I am quite attached to all my bits and pieces.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Done and done.

Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No. Well, not if it was a pornographic magazine. I had a photographer friend who tried to persuade me to pose nude once, and he showed me the other “nudes” he had done. They were beautiful. I kind of wish I had done it.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Nope. I hate one drop of hot sauce, and I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. (Name that arrogant model quote, if you can.)

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No. I’m just categorically opposed to it. Unless that human life is hurting my child. Then you wouldn’t have to pay me anything.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Sure.

Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A. Easily. I don’t really get the whole MySpace phenomena.

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. No pockets on this skirt.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Never saw it. SRH did – he said it was okay.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. All hardwood. Can’t have any carpet because of Zane’s asthma.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Well, I stand silly. Unless I’ve just given birth. Then I sit on a makeshift stool/bucket.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I’ve never lived on my own, so I imagine that I could if I had to.

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. One. I’m not a huge fan.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. I don’t believe that I’ve ever had a “run-in” with the cops. I have been stopped in the rich suburbs for DWB, but they didn’t really give me any trouble when they found out I was just passing through.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. Independently wealthy

Q: Friend you talked to?
A. SRH – he’s my best friend. Awww…

Q: Last person you called?
A. SRH – I really do like him, you guys.

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Yoga class

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Go out for a “celebration of life” with Zingerzapper and the girls this evening.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Dreamgirls – loved it!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Depends on the day. I am always friendly to my friends. Strangers have to work a bit harder.

So, that was fun! I am now tagging Sue and Thea and (what the heck!) SRH.


Anonymous said...

Okay, I give -- what arrogant model said that?

Sue said...

This looks fun - I'll get to this tomorrow.


Lynn said...

I just love your wallpaper. What an angel!

John P. said...

Happy B-day!! Wishing you all the best.


Brenda said...

Happiest of birthdays to you!!! Hmmm, what would be a good gift for you?.....I'm thinking a few Blue Moons.

belsum said...

Happy Birthday!!!!!

SRH said...

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

nancy said...

Hey - thanx for playing, great answers!!!

Happy bird-day to you!!

Zany Mama said...

Linda Evangelista. She of the ever-changing hair color.


Thanks - I think he's just gorgeous. Also, I will be stopping by your blog at some point. I have not only been my own blog negligent, I have been horrendous at visiting others.

Because I'm totally self-centered.

Thank you, sir. It's been great to get your emails and "catch up".

If you give me more Blue are dead to me.

Thanks -it's been a good day!

You da man, love.

Thanks! It was fun to do - especially the questions dealing with nakedness.