Whether it was the result of a diabolical solo plan or a vile collaboration, I still suggest that Play-Doh must be the result of a monstrous evil.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Zany Mama Hypothesis #3: Play-Doh is the work of the devil.
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Amen, Wifey! Play-Doh is clearly the work of a secret demonic evil cabal bent on destroying the sanity of parents everywhere.
Since 1956, PLAY-DOH compound has been a part of playtime fun. While you relax or play along, your child is creating imaginary worlds and exploring new colors, shapes, and textures. There is no wrong way to play, and there are no rules or complicated instructions—just endless possibilities.
One of the best things about setting up play sessions with PLAY-DOH compound is that there aren't any small parts, batteries, or complicated instructions to deal with. Children get to focus on creating right away! It's inspiring for parents and kids alike.
Your kids have had a great time playing and creating with PLAY-DOH modeling compound, and now they're done. How do you clean up? It's easy. Engage your child in the cleanup – it’s part of the fun! Tell them to find all the blue pieces first and put them in the blue can. Sing the "Clean-up, Clean-up, Everybody Clean-up" song as you do it.
Quit whining. It's your turn.
SRH-
Word.
Mom-
Are you in the pay of Hasbro? I mean, why else would you give us Play-Doh in the first place? Now you're quoting from their website? Bad. Just bad.
... perhaps 'mom' has been sniffin the play-dough ...
baby sitter-
That would explain the Play-Doh and so much else in my life...
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