So I don’t really know what those crunchy things are that are given out as an appetizer at some Chinese restaurants, but it came to me this evening that I might be willing to trade Zane in for a lifetime supply of their crunchy goodness.
I know. I know what you’re thinking: But what would Crunchy Thing Company want with an almost-three year old with severe asthma who is most likely unable to eat any of their products due to his numerous food allergies? Good point, gentle reader, but I am not really concerned with their interests here.
For me, trading in my firstborn might be a reasonable exchange for crunchy things for life.
BUT OF COURSE, I’m kidding. I jest. I joke.
They’d have to throw in a lifetime supply of duck sauce for me to even consider parting with my potty-training preschooler.
2 comments:
Shoot, I'd give up 2 kids and 3 cats to anyone who promised me a lifetime supply of homemade, extra butter rice krispie treats.
That ooey goodness never talks back, has an attitude or wakes you up to feed it!
I think you are quite resonable here and I'm with you on this one.
B
Dustin-
Good call on asking for more! I don't want to part with Zane too cheaply - I worked hard to get him where he is.
B-
Oooh, extra butter rice krispie treats. I think I might have to come up with a top ten list of things I'd trade my kid for...
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